Why do people use me as a human spell checker? Don't most word processing programs have a spell checker built in? In the past three days at least twice a day I have been asked if this word or that word is spelled right. WTF? I'm not the best speller in the world, but I know how to use a spell checker. Except when the suggested word is wrong. That kind of bugs.

I spend 20% of my life waiting for progress bars to finish or programs to load or scans to run. I understand the point of having the progress bar so that the end user thinks that the program or whatever is still running and being useful, but if it would make the program run faster without it then I could put up with that. Also progress bars that sit at 100% for 3 or 4 minutes kind of piss me off too. Whats the point of saying 100% when files are still being copied? Not quite 100% are you chief? 99.9 maybe.

I have decided to remake the movie JAWS. I realize that may be blasphemous to some but you can't please everyone. I'm not going to lie it will be low budget. Basically my idea is to use real sharks and real people. People I don't like. Ok realistically I'm just going to push people I don't like into a shark tank and film the results. I smell a summer blockbuster.

Don’t get me wrong. Laughing is great. It relieves stress and lets you show just how funny a situation can be. When you force it or laugh way too much you probably have problems though. Take a guy I used to work with; he would force himself to laugh at everything and laugh way too much. Not only that, his laugh sounded like that of a serial killer or someone else with mental instabilities.

Keep on laughing, just control yourself when you do and if someone tells you that you sound crazy when you laugh you probably are.

Well this is my first official blog entry. What can I say except that I want this to be a fun new adventure.